Bad Science

[Doggy Styles]

just get one of those lovely japanese loos

What are they like? I've heard that Japanese ladies are (ahem) 90 degrees to western girls.

[norrahe]

What are they like? I've heard that Japanese ladies are (ahem) 90 degrees to western girls.

I wouldn't know about japanese ladies, but you better be careful if you use one of those loos.

it's fun until you press the wrong button

[bogeyman]

I wouldn't know about japanese ladies, but you better be careful if you use one of those loos.

it's fun until you press the wrong button

Especially the bukkake button. Leave that one alone!

[deano]

I saw a film once with Sir Anthony Hopkins about the guy who invented Kellog's Corn Flakes. Dr. Kellog I think his name was. Anyway, I remember he had a sanitorium and he diagnosed peoples illnesses by examining their stools.

This was set in the US in the 20's I think. So they look at poo as well. It seems to be a universal thing.

I've never seen the utility of it as a health check myself. I mean, given that my diet changes how do I know what colour it should be.

Anyway, I would need some kind of a paint-chart to measure the change. "Today it's ochre number 4, but yesterday it was more Oak Bark 3, therefore I must see a doctor!"

[Doggy Styles]

I've never seen the utility of it as a health check myself. I mean, given that my diet changes how do I know what colour it should be.

Anyway, I would need some kind of a paint-chart to measure the change. "Today it's ochre number 4, but yesterday it was more Oak Bark 3, therefore I must see a doctor!"

You need a consistency chart too, and texture. And hardness. And atomisation.

I'm beginning to see how you could get a PhD in it.

[deano]

You need a consistency chart too, and texture. And hardness. And atomisation.

I'm beginning to see how you could get a PhD in it.

Density (for floatingness or not) and something to measure the emulsification in water for less firm samples.

[Doggy Styles]

Density (for floatingness or not) and something to measure the emulsification in water for less firm samples.

Bejasus, it's not as easy as I thought.

[sasguru]

This has turned into a crap thread.

[bogeyman]

This has turned into a crap thread.

It's like the CUK coprophilia club

[sasguru]

Is this the twenty-turd time I've posted today?

IGMC