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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhat are they like? I've heard that Japanese ladies are (ahem) 90 degrees to western girls.
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostI wouldn't know about japanese ladies, but you better be careful if you use one of those loos.
it's fun until you press the wrong button
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I saw a film once with Sir Anthony Hopkins about the guy who invented Kellog's Corn Flakes. Dr. Kellog I think his name was. Anyway, I remember he had a sanitorium and he diagnosed peoples illnesses by examining their stools.
This was set in the US in the 20's I think. So they look at poo as well. It seems to be a universal thing.
I've never seen the utility of it as a health check myself. I mean, given that my diet changes how do I know what colour it should be.
Anyway, I would need some kind of a paint-chart to measure the change. "Today it's ochre number 4, but yesterday it was more Oak Bark 3, therefore I must see a doctor!"When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.Comment
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Originally posted by deano View PostI've never seen the utility of it as a health check myself. I mean, given that my diet changes how do I know what colour it should be.
Anyway, I would need some kind of a paint-chart to measure the change. "Today it's ochre number 4, but yesterday it was more Oak Bark 3, therefore I must see a doctor!"
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostYou need a consistency chart too, and texture. And hardness. And atomisation.
I'm beginning to see how you could get a PhD in it.When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.Comment
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Originally posted by deano View PostDensity (for floatingness or not) and something to measure the emulsification in water for less firm samples.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThis has turned into a crap thread.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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