Just staring at the wall as usual.
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How did you spend your NYE?
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
this time its true sally anne. picked up a diji in september and taught myself to play in 30 mins, its dead easy.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI just never know whether to believe you or not
my song :-
tie me kangeroo down sport
tie me kangeroo down
lift me onto the job Bob
lift me onto the job
help me off when I'm through Blue
help me off when I'm through
OOOOHHHHHH
tie me testicles back jack
tie me testicles back
OOOOHHHHH
give me willy a snort sport
give me willy a snort
ALTOGETHERNOW
tie me kangeroo down sport
tie me kangeroo down
etc
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Think I win for the saddest option.
Everyone ( including the dogs) were asleep by 11:00. Left me with bottle of champagne, Elton John ( could not find the remote) and posting here
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I spent most of the next day clearing it all up! The missus was ill, inconsiderate or what?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostMaybe. Were you feeling rough yesterday? You should have based on the state you were in and you probably owe your missus an apology.
Love what you've done with the place BTW.Comment
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