Wine At Posh Restaurant

[Purple Dalek]

Apperently she was in her younger years, she won the national Mr Butlins or Pontins in the mid 60's when it was a big thing, and best legs in some other comp, but I have NEVER fancied my mum

So did my missus. What a co-incidence.

[Francko]

I almost never drink French wine any more. Apologies to you and to Francko if you assumed that I was taking French wine as standard. Italy over France is no contest.

You are forgiven as long as you also admit Fiat and AlfaRomeo supremacy over Renault and Peugeout.

[Andy2]

So in summary you spent over £200 and didn’t even get a shag

Better luck next time

[Purple Dalek]

So in summary you spent over £200 and didn’t even get a shag

Better luck next time

Yes, and if the police report doesn't use the words "alcohol was a factor" then you're doing it wrong.

[Bumfluff]

So in summary you spent over £200 and didn’t even get a shag

Better luck next time

No, in summary I went 50/50 on the bill so spent £100, I didnt get a shag but I didn't go out with her with that intention in mind, though if she had been really ******* fit I might have changed my mind. I just wanted a quality night out at a top restaurant with a classy / intelligent women and thats what I got.

[Churchill]

1436 Massaya, Gold Reserve, Bekaa Valley 2004 65.00 (Lebanon; fantastic wines, sensible prices)

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