Free Support on Christmas Day

[BrilloPad]

I believe giving support (another enterprise) is a good IR35 pointer.....

[dinker]

I got a glass of whisky for burning a DVD of Mamma Mia for my neighbour.

[NotAllThere]

I got a glass of whisky for burning a DVD of Mamma Mia for my neighbour.

Thief. Tell the tight gits to go and BUY A COPY. Or buy one for them if they're so poor.

Or...

What did they do to you to deserve that?

[portseven]

Guilty, went round to outlaws and was asked to 'have a quick look'. Spent more time on that than it took me to design a VoIP architecture for ClientCo :-|

[Doggy Styles]

I never knew so many people had so much porn. I must be weird, I don't save it, and hence I definitely don't have it filed and cross reference on excel spreadsheets into over a hundred different folders with a portable drive for off-site backup.

You can never have too much porn. When I fix friends computers I use porn sites for testing.

[TheVoice]

My phone has remained on "ignore" the entire day to avoid such queries!!

No doubt in the new year I'll be flooded with them...

You'll be pleased to know I turned the phone back on this morning & 4 texts for help await me.

*siigh*

Still, I can't complain, one of them is from a fairly cute girl I happen to know asking me to go spend hours at her place sorting out her laptop...now, you don't often get that kind of offer!!