Originally posted by ace00
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crap that permies put up with
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by d000hg View PostExcept for some contractors on this board, apparently...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I have been told to "slow down" and have had people say wow when i finished my work, i have since lernt to pace myself.....
permie job applications are ridiculous......."please give an example of when you have overcome a problem"
get bent!"I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"Comment
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Originally posted by Turion View PostMake sure she knows her 'strengths and weaknesses'
I then completed my humiliation in the reception area (of the large financial organisation) by getting my stiletto heel caught in the doormat, hurtling forward trying to recover myself and leaving my shoe behind in the carpet. Wrenching my heel out, while bemused interviewer greeted the next interviewee, did not stop me from being determined to shake his hand goodbye (offending shoe in hand, me looking very lopsided and harrassed).
Got the job though!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Postmy wife is applying for a job at the moment. the application form is horrendous: you're expected to tell them your previous salary (that's their business why exactly?) and provide examples of "analytical thinking", "results orientation" and "resilience".
personally i'd like to give them an example of the back of my hand!
So I only applied for jobs which only asked for a CVCoffee's for closersComment
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