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    #11
    You fat barstewards on this site are always eating
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      You fat barstewards on this site are always eating
      looked in the mirror lately?

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        looked in the mirror lately?
        my mirror actually talks to me. last week it said 'there IS one fairer than you. travel to a distant land called France. In the place called Paris you will find a church named Notre Dame. Seek the bellringer'



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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          my mirror actually talks to me. last week it said 'there IS one fairer than you. travel to a distant land called France. In the place called Paris you will find a church named Notre Dame. Seek the bellringer'



          The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

          The rich love their gadgets.

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

            The rich love their gadgets.
            With captions? Arse --> Elbow -->

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

              The rich love their gadgets.
              alternatively have two mirrors on opposite sides of the room so you can look in one and see both your front as well as a reflection of your back too.
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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