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Previously on "Half a box of After Eights.."

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

    The rich love their gadgets.
    alternatively have two mirrors on opposite sides of the room so you can look in one and see both your front as well as a reflection of your back too.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

    The rich love their gadgets.
    With captions? Arse --> Elbow -->

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my mirror actually talks to me. last week it said 'there IS one fairer than you. travel to a distant land called France. In the place called Paris you will find a church named Notre Dame. Seek the bellringer'



    The Candy brothers sell a flat with a mirror that records. You turn your back - record - face mirror - replay. You see what your back looks like!

    The rich love their gadgets.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    looked in the mirror lately?
    my mirror actually talks to me. last week it said 'there IS one fairer than you. travel to a distant land called France. In the place called Paris you will find a church named Notre Dame. Seek the bellringer'



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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    You fat barstewards on this site are always eating
    looked in the mirror lately?

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  • Bagpuss
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    You fat barstewards on this site are always eating

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Hmm, Hovis digestive and Cheddar. That's it, I'm staying
    You know it makes sense.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    I ate a whole packet of hovis digestive biscuits one night last week while I was watching telly...with cheese.
    Hmm, Hovis digestive and Cheddar. That's it, I'm staying

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  • BrilloPad
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    Why not start a poll? Dont forget the witty andyw option......

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  • Lockhouse
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    I ate a whole packet of hovis digestive biscuits one night last week while I was watching telly...with cheese.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    That was a rather random post on my part...
    Sorry Pogle...
    (Bitter black chocolatte ensures that you only eat a couple of squares at a time - walk away from the After Eights...)
    Don't apologise, It sent me off on a lovely chain of thought for a few minutes
    And you are right about black choccie.

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  • cojak
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    That was a rather random post on my part...
    Sorry Pogle...
    (Bitter black chocolatte ensures that you only eat a couple of squares at a time - walk away from the After Eights...)

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Only if you prefer chocolate to sex...

    HTH
    If he has his After Eights only After Sex, you're all right.

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  • cojak
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    Only if you prefer chocolate to sex...

    HTH

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    .. are sitting in my fridge, I bought them for Mr P last night. I don't actually like them, but am tempted, by boredom and lack of contract work in the foreseeable future, to scoff a few.
    Do you think I should?
    Eat them. That's what they're made for.

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