Most disastrous project you've ever worked on

[swamp]

All the projects that didn't follow Agile.

[ratewhore]

High profile public sector programme. The PD was a bird - nuff said...

[zara_backdog]

High profile public sector programme. The PD was a bird - nuff said...

[Pondlife]

Stopped the entire supply of one of the two big fizzy drinks companies to the whole asia-pac region. It took sbout 20% off the shareprice of a FTSE 100 Co.

My bit worked I hasten to add.


I personally managed to stop the manufacture of the Ford Focus for a couple of hours by dumping pizza boxes onto the message processing server during the hot european summer of 98.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I knew a bloke (sadly now dead) who did the fireproofing on Piper Alpha. He reckoned it performed to spec too.

[BrilloPad]

High profile public sector programme. The PD was a bird - nuff said...

Did she have massive mammories?

[Old Greg]

Something to do with the NHS. Don't like to say any more.

[TheFaQQer]

I personally managed to stop the manufacture of the Ford Focus for a couple of hours by dumping pizza boxes onto the message processing server during the hot european summer of 98.

Success! I hope you charged more for that

[THE GENERALIST]

The National Programme for Information Technology and a recent contract that ended up getting mentioned in Prime Ministers question time for non delivery.

[Old Greg]

The National Programme for Information Technology and a recent contract that ended up getting mentioned in Prime Ministers question time for non delivery.

If the project's not hauled before the Public Accounts Committee, it's barely worth mentioning.