American beauty

[Francko]

Just like in the movie, doesn't anyone here sometimes wishes to tell **** off to the manager and get a job in McDonalds and just thinking about smoking weed and working out?

Gush, life is so short....

[voron]

Just like in the movie, doesn't anyone here sometimes wishes to tell **** off to the manager and get a job in McDonalds and just thinking about smoking weed and working out?

Gush, life is so short....

Ah, Franco, you have obviously forgotten the time WageSlave decided to open a hot dog stand in Hyde Park and change his name to Pepe. How easily you people forget

[Francko]

Ah, Franco, you have obviously forgotten the time WageSlave decided to open a hot dog stand in Hyde Park and change his name to Pepe. How easily you people forget

I think WageSlave should publish his biography.

[WageSlave]

I think WageSlave should publish his biography.

Why is that, my Roman friend?

[Francko]

Why is that, my Roman friend?

Well, as you are totally mad, your life is certainly not ordinary.

[WageSlave]

Well, as you are totally mad, your life is certainly not ordinary.

Mad? Me, Sir? No, Sir. Not I, Sir.

My life is extremely ordinary. I'm really an accountant called Malcolm. Malcolm Algernon Walgrave Tuckley III. I live in New Morden, mount my wife once a week and collect stamps. Oh, and I use an anal plug.

[OwlHoot]

Mad? Me, Sir? No, Sir. Not I, Sir

Sergeant Hakeswill in the Sharpe novels, right? What a character!