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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Mad? Me, Sir? No, Sir. Not I, Sir
    Sergeant Hakeswill in the Sharpe novels, right? What a character!

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Francko
    Well, as you are totally mad, your life is certainly not ordinary.
    Mad? Me, Sir? No, Sir. Not I, Sir.

    My life is extremely ordinary. I'm really an accountant called Malcolm. Malcolm Algernon Walgrave Tuckley III. I live in New Morden, mount my wife once a week and collect stamps. Oh, and I use an anal plug.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Why is that, my Roman friend?
    Well, as you are totally mad, your life is certainly not ordinary.

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  • WageSlave
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    Originally posted by Francko
    I think WageSlave should publish his biography.
    Why is that, my Roman friend?

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by voron
    Ah, Franco, you have obviously forgotten the time WageSlave decided to open a hot dog stand in Hyde Park and change his name to Pepe. How easily you people forget
    I think WageSlave should publish his biography.

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  • voron
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    Originally posted by Francko
    Just like in the movie, doesn't anyone here sometimes wishes to tell **** off to the manager and get a job in McDonalds and just thinking about smoking weed and working out?

    Gush, life is so short....
    Ah, Franco, you have obviously forgotten the time WageSlave decided to open a hot dog stand in Hyde Park and change his name to Pepe. How easily you people forget

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  • Francko
    started a topic American beauty

    American beauty

    Just like in the movie, doesn't anyone here sometimes wishes to tell **** off to the manager and get a job in McDonalds and just thinking about smoking weed and working out?

    Gush, life is so short....

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