ok....so my younger brother has decided to get himself hitched....I tried to dissuade him but to no avail. He has asked me to be his best man, knowing the whit on this board who can give me some opening lines...............
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Best man opening lines......
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Best man opening lines......
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are) -
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
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I went to a wedding recently; it was known that there were some homosexuals among the guests. The speech began, "Ladies, genetleman, lesbians..."
The initial reaction was a shocked gasp, but then laughter spread, and the scene was set for a great speech.Comment
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