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Bovvered replied

21 September 2005, 07:31
Speech

I went to a wedding recently; it was known that there were some homosexuals among the guests. The speech began, "Ladies, genetleman, lesbians..."

The initial reaction was a shocked gasp, but then laughter spread, and the scene was set for a great speech.
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hyperD replied

21 September 2005, 07:27
http://www.thebestmanspeech.com

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n5gooner started a topic Best man opening lines......

21 September 2005, 07:16
Best man opening lines......

ok....so my younger brother has decided to get himself hitched....I tried to dissuade him but to no avail. He has asked me to be his best man, knowing the whit on this board who can give me some opening lines...............
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