Christmas is evil?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Crikey, thats very sad

Aye CM

I know - but dont be sad no-one gets out of here alive - my goodness Alf is bigger and better than ever and Im off to the works Xmas party tonight !

I look at my watch it says sixteen o five - I think - thank God I'm still alive !
We should be on by now.


Life's too short to be sad
Wishing things- you'll never have

Youre better off - not thinking of the things you missed

Dreams are always ending far too soon

Sounds of a distant melody, once played, lost from memory
Funny how it's clearer now, you're close to me

We'll be together all the time

[OwlHoot]

This is the single most true thing said on CUK EVER

I first tried sprouts when I was 7 and hated them, but the next day my grandparents dished them up again and said they were brussels.

Although they seemed quite similar to sprouts I liked them a lot more, and have loved them ever since.

But if I'd known then what I know today about the EU they'd never have got away with it!

[cailin maith]

Aye CM

I know - but dont be sad no-one gets out of here alive - my goodness Alf is bigger and better than ever and Im off to the works Xmas party tonight !

I look at my watch it says sixteen o five - I think - thank God I'm still alive !
We should be on by now.


Life's too short to be sad
Wishing things- you'll never have

Youre better off - not thinking of the things you missed

Dreams are always ending far too soon

Sounds of a distant melody, once played, lost from memory
Funny how it's clearer now, you're close to me

We'll be together all the time

Alf, I like you

You are a little bit bonkers.

[Ruprect]

Tsunami?

Nah, the Only Fools and Horses christmas special was rubbish!

[cailin maith]

Nah, the Only Fools and Horses christmas special was rubbish!

Sorry!!

[Bagpuss]

so did you have her parents over just to spite her then?

I should have done

[TimberWolf]

Christmas is evil because it glorifies the Brussel Sprout, which is the work of Satan. Everybody knows that.

Only to children, who know that the only edible green thing is a bogie. I used to dislike sprouts, but my brother used to be physically sick at the dinner table if he was made to eat almost anything vegetable like, and sprouts were a definite no-go zone. Sprouts become edible as you get older though.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Alf, I like you

You are a little bit bonkers.

Moi - still crazy after all these years ?

I went back to the Doctor
To get another shrink
He said
'Alf tell me about your weekend...'
But he never betrays what he thinks

Can you see the Real Me - Doctor ?

I went back to my Mother
I said "'Im crazy Ma - help me"'
She said
" Ï know how it feels son
cos it runs in the family "

The girl I used to Love
Lives in that yellow house
Yesterday she passed me by
She doesnt want to know me know

Can you see

The Real me -
The Real me ?

[deano]

Sprouts become edible as you get older though.

42 next birthday. Perhaps when I'm in my 90's I'll be able to supress the gag reflex and keep one down.

Every year my mother (who does Christmas dinner for all of us), puts one on my plate and every year I steal her fork to remove it to her plate.

[TimberWolf]

42 next birthday. Perhaps when I'm in my 90's I'll be able to supress the gag reflex and keep one down.

Every year my mother (who does Christmas dinner for all of us), puts one on my plate and every year I steal her fork to remove it to her plate.

I only eat them because they are full of poisonous compounds that turn out to be good for you. I doubt they have much food value and I certainly wouldn't eat them for enjoyment.