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Christmas is evil?

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    #21
    Originally posted by deano View Post
    I... don't... believe... it!

    Britain is the only country on Earth where people eat sprouts. Everywhere else uses them for animal food!

    They are the toxic, poisonous growths from a vile weed and when I rule the world (all I need is a small tank and an unruly mob), they will be banned. Banned I say! Anyone found growing or distributing them will be shot. Twice!
    Cabbage isn't a weed you wierdo!

    When I rule the world... I'll make everyone eat them
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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      #22
      Christmas is GREAT





      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Oh good. You've renewed my belief in the power of misery.
        Give over.. I bet you aren't really miserable at all!!

        Originally posted by expat View Post
        Hope you've got the pot simmering already
        I wanted to buy some last night but my sis wouldn't let me

        When I rule the world... I won't have to listen to her
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          #24
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Cabbage isn't a weed you wierdo!

          When I rule the world... I'll make everyone eat them
          In my world it will be a weed.

          You won't rule the world because you a girl and will no doubt be at home cooking the tea. Without sprouts!
          When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns--or dollars. Take your choice - Ayn Rand, Atlas.

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            #25
            It was for one of my close friends who died on Christmas Day a few years back - that was an Evil Xmas.

            Anybody else ever had a traumatic Xmas ?

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              #26
              Sprouts are great, anything that ends in 'nip' doesn't get on my plate.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #27
                Originally posted by deano View Post
                Christmas is evil because it glorifies the Brussel Sprout, which is the work of Satan. Everybody knows that.
                I love Brussel sprouts, Cucumber is the devils work surely?
                "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by deano View Post
                  In my world it will be a weed.

                  You won't rule the world because you a girl and will no doubt be at home cooking the tea. Without sprouts!
                  You know what.... I'm so happy about Christmas I can't even summon the to rise to your bait!!

                  When I rule the world, I'll still make the tea - Women can multitask you know
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Cabbage isn't a weed you wierdo!

                    When I rule the world... I'll make everyone eat them
                    Savoy cabbage is a real treat, especially in a milanese cassouela.
                    Sprouts, however, are not my favourite and they make Mrs Tester fart.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                      It was for one of my close friends who died on Christmas Day a few years back - that was an Evil Xmas.

                      Anybody else ever had a traumatic Xmas ?
                      Yep, my ex-father in law died on 23 Dec a few years ago....
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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