Some predictions for the future ...

[Pondlife]

Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.

Threaded

He will travel to the future and visit his pie factory. He will then pile as many on to the back of his bicycle as he can before travelling back to the current date and solving the world's food shortage with meaty goodness stuffed in to pastry.

HTH

[AlfredJPruffock]

I already proved that in 2010.

HTH

Aye Expat

I was older then - Im younger than that now.

Rob Zimmerman

[AlfredJPruffock]

So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?

In an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.

[TimberWolf]

I think Gordon is already borrowing from the future.

[EternalOptimist]

In an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.

everything ??

even me and that bird from HR ?

[Ruprect]

7) As more and more contractors are terminated, sales of Pot Noodle will rocket, causing worldwide shortages.

[sasguru]

everything ??

even me and that bird from HR ?

Don't be silly. You can't break the laws of physics.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.

Bollocks

:...

3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.

Also bollocks but I wish it was true.

[OwlHoot]

1. Labour will win the next election.

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3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world.

Seems like a bit of a contradiction there.

[sasguru]

Seems like a bit of a contradiction there.

Not really. (3) obviously doesn't apply to politicians. Quite the opposite.