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    #21
    Sincerity will be abolished, only silly people will be allowed to succeed. Harriet Harman will be forced to have her hair done in a beehive and wear stripey socks




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      #22
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      5. West Brom will win the premier league
      Stoke
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        5. West Brom will win the premier league
        Seeing as the sun has another 7 billion years of fuel before it collapses there may be a small possibility of you being right there.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #24
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Sincerity will be abolished, only silly people will be allowed to succeed.
          This isn't a prediction for the future. It's a description of our current predicament.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #25
            The government will start arresting opposition MPs for leaking embarassing information.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Stoke
              Unfortunately for Stoke the supernova will come a little too soon.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #27
                Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.

                  2. Britain will have to go cap in hand to beg to join the Euro. The country is now bankrupt, it's been found out that the Emperor has no clothes.

                  3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.
                  With ground-breaking insight like this, I can see why you are top of the permie tree.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                    Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
                    I already proved that in 2010.

                    HTH

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                      #30
                      So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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