Sincerity will be abolished, only silly people will be allowed to succeed. Harriet Harman will be forced to have her hair done in a beehive and wear stripey socks
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post5. West Brom will win the premier leagueI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post5. West Brom will win the premier leagueScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSincerity will be abolished, only silly people will be allowed to succeed.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostStokeScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.
2. Britain will have to go cap in hand to beg to join the Euro. The country is now bankrupt, it's been found out that the Emperor has no clothes.
3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.Comment
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostNext year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
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So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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