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BollocksOriginally posted by sasguru View Post1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.
Also bollocks but I wish it was true.:...
3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.Last edited by Peoplesoft bloke; 9 December 2008, 16:17.
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7) As more and more contractors are terminated, sales of Pot Noodle will rocket, causing worldwide shortages.
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everything ??Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostIn an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.
even me and that bird from HR ?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSo Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?
In an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.
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Aye ExpatOriginally posted by expat View PostI already proved that in 2010.
HTH
I was older then - Im younger than that now.
Rob Zimmerman
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostNext year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
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He will travel to the future and visit his pie factory. He will then pile as many on to the back of his bicycle as he can before travelling back to the current date and solving the world's food shortage with meaty goodness stuffed in to pastry.
HTH
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So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?
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With ground-breaking insight like this, I can see why you are top of the permie tree.Originally posted by sasguru View Post1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.
2. Britain will have to go cap in hand to beg to join the Euro. The country is now bankrupt, it's been found out that the Emperor has no clothes.
3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.
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Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
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