I have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?
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Boring meeting in 5minutes what can I do
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Boring meeting in 5minutes what can I do
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Turn up naked and exclaim "Wow, why didn't I think of this before?"Originally posted by n5goonerI have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?
Failing that, nail your testicles to the wipe-board.Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Work on winning my smilie competition.Originally posted by n5goonerI have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?Comment
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Sounds a bit like flange bingo.Originally posted by ladymuckthere's always bullsh*t bingo?
Btw, I like the idea of turning up naked for the meeting. I will have to try that myself as it sounds like great fun. Anyone want to watch me write on the flip chart?
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I wouldn't mind watching you nail your testicals to the wipe-board...Originally posted by WageSlaveSounds a bit like flange bingo.
Btw, I like the idea of turning up naked for the meeting. I will have to try that myself as it sounds like great fun. Anyone want to watch me write on the flip chart?
Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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No. What on Earth are you thinking, man? Today is Monday; S&M club is on Wednesdays!Originally posted by The Late, Great JCI wouldn't mind watching you nail your testicals to the wipe-board...

Alternatively, I could run into the meeting, stark naked save for a ginger wig, shouting, "Alright you bastards, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"Last edited by WageSlave; 19 September 2005, 14:46.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Moderators. Please ban Wageslave, he is attempting to usurp my position as the board's resident pervert and doing far too good a job for my liking.bloggoth
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Sounds like something Spod would do... But he doesn't need the wig...Originally posted by WageSlaveAlternatively, I could run into the meeting, stark naked save for a ginger wig, shouting, "Alright you bastards, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Aye, and you'd know about that, wouldn't you, JCOriginally posted by The Late, Great JCSounds like something Spod would do... But he doesn't need the wig...
Even better, running in to the meeting room naked and covered in tizer.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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