I have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?
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Boring meeting in 5minutes what can I do
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Boring meeting in 5minutes what can I do
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I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonerI have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?
Failing that, nail your testicles to the wipe-board.Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Originally posted by n5goonerI have a boring meeting in 5 minutes - what can I do to make to a bit better ?Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuckthere's always bullsh*t bingo?
Btw, I like the idea of turning up naked for the meeting. I will have to try that myself as it sounds like great fun. Anyone want to watch me write on the flip chart?Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveSounds a bit like flange bingo.
Btw, I like the idea of turning up naked for the meeting. I will have to try that myself as it sounds like great fun. Anyone want to watch me write on the flip chart?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCI wouldn't mind watching you nail your testicals to the wipe-board...
Alternatively, I could run into the meeting, stark naked save for a ginger wig, shouting, "Alright you bastards, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"Last edited by WageSlave; 19 September 2005, 14:46.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Moderators. Please ban Wageslave, he is attempting to usurp my position as the board's resident pervert and doing far too good a job for my liking.bloggoth
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Originally posted by WageSlaveAlternatively, I could run into the meeting, stark naked save for a ginger wig, shouting, "Alright you bastards, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCSounds like something Spod would do... But he doesn't need the wig...
Even better, running in to the meeting room naked and covered in tizer.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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