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Boring meeting in 5minutes what can I do
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I always fall asleep during meetings. And when talking to people generally.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee -
now I have one this afternoon going through SMS Server design.......boring....boring....boring.....SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Periodically make a noise like a small bird trapped in a chimney. If someone asks if everything is okay respond by stating that you are going to Gloucester that evening.Originally posted by n5goonernow I have one this afternoon going through SMS Server design.......boring....boring....boring.....
If they ask whether there's Any Other Business, reply that your great grandmother was dear to you and you still miss the smell of varnish on her legs.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Not working in a donut shaped building near the M5 perchance?Originally posted by WageSlavePeriodically make a noise like a small bird trapped in a chimney. If someone asks if everything is okay respond by stating that you are going to Gloucester that evening.
If they ask whether there's Any Other Business, reply that your great grandmother was dear to you and you still miss the smell of varnish on her legs.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Do you think he'd have access to *this* forum if he did?Originally posted by threadedNot working in a donut shaped building near the M5 perchance?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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Why do you ask, Threaded, old chap?Originally posted by threadedNot working in a donut shaped building near the M5 perchance?Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Oi WS, try "FiresOfDarkness.com" when you get home...Originally posted by WageSlaveWhy do you ask, Threaded, old chap?Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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You mean when I get home from GCHQ?Originally posted by The Late, Great JCOi WS, try "FiresOfDarkness.com" when you get home...
Hmmm...from a quick google it's about porn addiction. And this is for me because?
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Are you not? Addicted I mean.Originally posted by WageSlaveYou mean when I get home from GCHQ?
Hmmm...from a quick google it's about porn addiction. And this is for me because?
Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
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I was in that meeting...Originally posted by WageSlaveWhy do you ask, Threaded, old chap?
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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