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Remember your family outvoted you 14-1, you don't want to let them down!Originally posted by moorfield View Post8.15 am tomorrow.
I'll report back later. Can anyone offer any words of advice?Coffee's for closersComment
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Ill send you some pictures of my plums the day after i had mine done, that should put you off.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Get a lift home after the op, but stop in at the pub first, and have a couple of pints of beer. They interact nicely with the muscle relaxant.
Then go to be and make friends with a pack of frozen peas.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Is that a permanent side-effect?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThen go to bed and make friends with a pack of frozen peas.
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With any luck I'll be snowed in tomorrow.
Missus M has had her guts chopped open 3 times in the last 5 yrs (2 emergency, 1 elective) so now its my turn... Still I've been promised "something special" for Christmas and I suppose I can now be more "spontaneous" in future (and not just with Missus M).Comment
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Originally posted by ratewhore View PostAccept you'll no longer be a real man.
HTH...
Was that necessary
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