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Prty amzg stry :-)
I wonder what the message)s) said ?
OMG U Nub !
Wssp ?
Dis is wht u do
Gt anaethtic
Jab ptnt
Wt 5 mins
Gt saw
Cut off arm
Sew bk up
Pray it wks
If goes wrng del msg
GL ! LOLOLOLOL !
Cya
DR.Last edited by Board Game Geek; 3 December 2008, 07:35.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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"I don't think that someone that wasn't a vascular surgeon would have been able to deal with the large blood vessels involved. That is why I volunteer myself so often, I love being able to save someone's life."Comment
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Excellent.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post"I don't think that someone that wasn't a vascular surgeon would have been able to deal with the large blood vessels involved. That is why I volunteer myself so often, I love being able to save someone's life."
He operates (I think that's the word I'm looking for) through Medicins Sans Frontieres, which does great work in getting medical help out to people, to give them a chance of life. We who do not have so much to offer, can at least donate to it from our Ltd Cos, and smile twice: it's giving some people a basic chance at life, and it's not going to Brown. In fact it's IR35-proof.Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostPrty amzg stry :-)
I wonder what the message)s) said ?
OMG U Nub !
Wssp ?
Dis is wht u do
Gt anaethtic
Jab ptnt
Wt 5 mins
Gt saw
Cut off arm
Sew bk up
Pray it wks
If goes wrng del msg
GL ! LOLOLOLOL !
Cya
DR.
All kicked off with
omg hippo bit boy LOL! stpd cnt.Comment
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They're lucky it worked in the Congo. When I was in Cuba, I once got 10 texts from my gf all at the same time (3 a.m.). She had sent them out over the course of the day: they started off chatty but by the end they were somewhat disappointed and even a tad critical.Comment
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