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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    A client who is really really busy at the minute......

    OMG Realityhack works for HMRC!!!!!

    Burn him!!

    Burn the witch!!!!!!


    I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I worked there. I would have to kill some of them just to salve my conscience.

    Nope, Nope and no again...

    Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?

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      #12
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post


      Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?
      Woolworth's website developer?

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        #13
        The busiest people on earth at the Minute seem to be "the Administrators"...

        How the h*** do you get a job like that
        'elf and safety guru

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          #14
          Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
          Woolworth's website developer?
          No - I could have done that one:

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            #15
            Originally posted by realityhack View Post


            I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I worked there. I would have to kill some of them just to salve my conscience.

            Nope, Nope and no again...

            Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?
            Gaza Strip on-line hotel booking system?

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              #16
              Pot-noodle quality control system - mumbai-bad-boy division
              (\__/)
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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                No - I could have done that one:

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                This has an error, no wonder you are benched.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  This has an error, no wonder you are benched.
                  I think can spot 2, although I'm not entirely sure one of them is an 'error' it might just be a 'best practice warning'
                  Still Invoicing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by blacjac View Post
                    I think can spot 2, although I'm not entirely sure one of them is an 'error' it might just be a 'best practice warning'
                    I doubt it's really something that they care too much about, to be honest.
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      I doubt it's really something that they care too much about, to be honest.
                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/685031-post79.html

                      A small point, perhaps, but attention to detail is important, I find - others may differ in their approach, but I find it important to get the details correct from the start.
                      Hypocrite!

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