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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Woolworth's website developer?
    Talking of woolies, or should that be WTF!?

    "BBC agrees Woolies Deal"

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/109967da-b...0779fd18c.html


    So yet another bailout by the stealth tax payer.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Who is in my clique?
    I'm not one to call someone billy-no-mates, but if the cap fits

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?
    Porn?

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  • tay
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    Who is in my clique?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by tay View Post


    I honestly have no idea what you are trying to say here. Stop bullying me and go back to your clique.

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I doubt it's really something that they care too much about, to be honest.
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/685031-post79.html

    A small point, perhaps, but attention to detail is important, I find - others may differ in their approach, but I find it important to get the details correct from the start.
    Hypocrite!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by blacjac View Post
    I think can spot 2, although I'm not entirely sure one of them is an 'error' it might just be a 'best practice warning'
    I doubt it's really something that they care too much about, to be honest.

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    This has an error, no wonder you are benched.
    I think can spot 2, although I'm not entirely sure one of them is an 'error' it might just be a 'best practice warning'

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    No - I could have done that one:

    Code:
    <body> 
    	<div style="margin:40px;"> 
    		Our site is currently undergoing essential maintenance. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. 
    		<br/ ><br /> 
    		Please check back later.</td> 
    	</div> 
    </body>
    This has an error, no wonder you are benched.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Pot-noodle quality control system - mumbai-bad-boy division

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post


    I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I worked there. I would have to kill some of them just to salve my conscience.

    Nope, Nope and no again...

    Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?
    Gaza Strip on-line hotel booking system?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Woolworth's website developer?
    No - I could have done that one:

    Code:
    <body> 
    	<div style="margin:40px;"> 
    		Our site is currently undergoing essential maintenance. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. 
    		<br/ ><br /> 
    		Please check back later.</td> 
    	</div> 
    </body>

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  • thelace
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    The busiest people on earth at the Minute seem to be "the Administrators"...

    How the h*** do you get a job like that

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post


    Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?
    Woolworth's website developer?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    A client who is really really busy at the minute......

    OMG Realityhack works for HMRC!!!!!

    Burn him!!

    Burn the witch!!!!!!


    I'm sorry, but I could never live with myself if I worked there. I would have to kill some of them just to salve my conscience.

    Nope, Nope and no again...

    Guess again. What particular sectors have been going tits-up lately?

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