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    Thursday favs

    Favourite joke
    Favourite American drama
    Favourite place to chill out
    Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
    Favourite Christmas song
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Favourite joke
    Favourite American drama
    Favourite place to chill out
    Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
    Favourite Christmas song
    • Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns to the other and say's "How do you drive this thing?" <Short drum roll, clash of cymbal>
    • Dexter
    • The beach
    • Tay (someone's gotta vote for the little fella)
    • Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
      Favourite joke
      Favourite American drama
      Favourite place to chill out
      Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
      Favourite Christmas song
      Whats red and sits in the corner? - a naughty strawberry.
      CSI
      My HUGE bath
      Eternal Optimist/Bagpuss - maybe they are one and the same?
      Fairy tale of New York - Kirsty McColl & The Pogues

      Incidentally its Shane McGowans birthday on Christmas day......
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

      Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
      CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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        #4
        2 donkeys in a boat, one goes "eeee orrrr", the other goes [geordie accent] "no, yee ******* oar, I'm knackered!"

        Lipstick Jungle

        Seaham Hall

        Hmmmmm...Cailin.

        All of them!!!!!! 4 weeks today!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
          Favourite joke
          Favourite American drama
          Favourite place to chill out
          Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
          Favourite Christmas song
          My cousin had the misfortune to drown in a large bowl of muesli. He was dragged down by a strong currant.
          The African Queen
          Certain bars
          DimPrawn
          Stille Nacht
          Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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            #6
            Favourite joke: 2 nuns in a bath
            Favourite American drama: 24
            Favourite place to chill out: ClientCo, at home with family, or The Little Lark pub
            Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets): Administrator
            Favourite Christmas song: "Oi Santa, Where's My F**kin Bike" (Chubby Brown)
            Last edited by voodooflux; 27 November 2008, 22:46. Reason: Spelling
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #7
              Favourite joke
              What do you call an apple with wings ? A flapple.

              Favourite American drama
              Dexter

              Favourite place to chill out
              At home with family

              Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
              I love everyone.

              Favourite Christmas song
              Do They Know It's Christmas?

              Rhubarb.

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                #8
                Favourite joke
                When a man opens the car door for a lady, either the car or the woman is new.

                Favourite American drama
                None

                Favourite place to chill out
                Bed with book and a glass of wine

                Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
                All of you

                Favourite Christmas song
                So here it is (Merry Christmas)
                Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                  Favourite joke
                  Favourite American drama
                  Favourite place to chill out
                  Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
                  Favourite Christmas song
                  • Cyberman's view of house prices in his street
                  • The West Wing
                  • At home with a cold glass of vino
                  • Everyone, this wouldn't be such an entertaining place if everyone agreed and was nice to each other
                  • Fairytale of New York
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #10
                    A bloke goes into a Library, rips off the bottom half of his trouser leg, throws it to the librarian and says "there's a turn up for the books"

                    The Sopranos

                    My Garden

                    Chico (RIP)

                    Blue christmas - Elvis
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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