Favourite joke
A dwarf clairvoyant has escaped from jail. Plice are looking for a small medium at large.
Favourite American drama
The West Wing
Favourite place to chill out
My 12-step meetings
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
Dunno. You all seem like a load of gob*****s to me. Except for that guy "deano" who speaks a lot of sense.
Favourite Christmas song
Ooh, good one. It’s got to be Fairy Tale of New York. A classy piece of work.
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Favourite joke
- knock, knock....who's there?...... the interrupting cow....the interrupting c....MOOOOOOOOOOO!!1
Favourite American drama
- The Shield
Favourite place to chill out
- home
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
- that mental dude who doesn't understand Ebay and who likes skiiing
Favourite Christmas song
- Jingle Bells?
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A bloke goes into a Library, rips off the bottom half of his trouser leg, throws it to the librarian and says "there's a turn up for the books"
The Sopranos
My Garden
Chico (RIP)
Blue christmas - Elvis
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostFavourite joke
Favourite American drama
Favourite place to chill out
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
Favourite Christmas song- Cyberman's view of house prices in his street
- The West Wing
- At home with a cold glass of vino
- Everyone, this wouldn't be such an entertaining place if everyone agreed and was nice to each other
- Fairytale of New York
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Favourite joke
When a man opens the car door for a lady, either the car or the woman is new.
Favourite American drama
None
Favourite place to chill out
Bed with book and a glass of wine
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
All of you
Favourite Christmas song
So here it is (Merry Christmas)
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Favourite joke
What do you call an apple with wings ? A flapple.
Favourite American drama
Dexter
Favourite place to chill out
At home with family
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
I love everyone.
Favourite Christmas song
Do They Know It's Christmas?
Rhubarb.
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Favourite joke: 2 nuns in a bath
Favourite American drama: 24
Favourite place to chill out: ClientCo, at home with family, or The Little Lark pub
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets): Administrator
Favourite Christmas song: "Oi Santa, Where's My F**kin Bike" (Chubby Brown)
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostFavourite joke
Favourite American drama
Favourite place to chill out
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
Favourite Christmas song
The African Queen
Certain bars
DimPrawn
Stille Nacht
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2 donkeys in a boat, one goes "eeee orrrr", the other goes [geordie accent] "no, yee ******* oar, I'm knackered!"
Lipstick Jungle
Seaham Hall
Hmmmmm...Cailin.
All of them!!!!!! 4 weeks today!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostFavourite joke
Favourite American drama
Favourite place to chill out
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
Favourite Christmas song
CSI
My HUGE bath
Eternal Optimist/Bagpuss - maybe they are one and the same?
Fairy tale of New York - Kirsty McColl & The Pogues
Incidentally its Shane McGowans birthday on Christmas day......
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostFavourite joke
Favourite American drama
Favourite place to chill out
Favourite CUK member (other than self/own sock puppets)
Favourite Christmas song
• Dexter
• The beach
• Tay (someone's gotta vote for the little fella)
• Merry Christmas Everybody - Slade
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