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Beware you contractors, Toxic wives on the prowl

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    #11
    Originally posted by tay View Post
    I am a trophy husband.
    http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/...all_trophy.jpg

    ?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      noticed one or two bragging about their trophy wives on here...

      I'm alright Jack

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        #13
        Daps and a casio should keep them off the scent.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #14
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          I am a trophy husband.

          I dont think anyone would want to chop your head off and stick it over the fireplace Tay
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #15
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Lesson is - Stick with trophy wive's
            No the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFS
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              No the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFS
              I'm in a wind up pendent's mood
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                No the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFS
                FF'sS

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  I dont think anyone would want to chop your head off and stick it over the fireplace Tay
                  Maybe he's got really big ears? Like Gary Lineker?
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Why has Barclays not got an apostrophe (it was founded by the Barclay brothers, or something boring like that).

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                      Why has Barclays not got an apostrophe (it was founded by the Barclay brothers, or something boring like that).
                      It looks funny in the logo, thereby putting people off.

                      But, that could be offset by the number of greengrocers being drawn to the brand.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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