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Beware you contractors, Toxic wives on the prowl
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Daps and a casio should keep them off the scent.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by tay View PostI am a trophy husband.
I dont think anyone would want to chop your head off and stick it over the fireplace TayLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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No the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFSOriginally posted by Spacecadet View PostLesson is - Stick with trophy wive's
Hard Brexit now!
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I'm in a wind up pendent's moodOriginally posted by sasguru View PostNo the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFS
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostNo the lesson is: learn the use of the apostrophe. FFS
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Maybe he's got really big ears? Like Gary Lineker?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI dont think anyone would want to chop your head off and stick it over the fireplace Tay"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Why has Barclays not got an apostrophe (it was founded by the Barclay brothers, or something boring like that).Comment
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It looks funny in the logo, thereby putting people off.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhy has Barclays not got an apostrophe (it was founded by the Barclay brothers, or something boring like that).
But, that could be offset by the number of greengrocers being drawn to the brand."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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