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IT shortages... WWYD

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    IT shortages... WWYD

    OK, there has been a Butlerian Jihad and all computers are banned

    What would you do?
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    Become a Mentat
    33.33%
    3
    Become the New Messiah
    44.44%
    4
    Look after AndyW's diseased skin
    22.22%
    2
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    O you who know what we suffer here, do not forget us in your prayers.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Become an underground computer "runner" dealing contraband PCs and MACs

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        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        O you who know what we suffer here, do not forget us in your prayers.
        even I had to google that!
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Why? leads inexorably to paradox. How? traps you in a universe of cause and effect. Both deny the infinite.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6
            Become a computer baron.
            Hire peasant minions to run computers underground to supply the masses at massively inflated prices. Move to Colombia, then die in a hail of bullets as someone I wronged in the past by killing their daughter in a botched assasination attempt of a rival computer baron hunts me down killing all my gurads and then finally kills my uber martial arts expert personal bodygaurd. I hope to hear a great catch cry form the killer as I expire... something like "Google this!"

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              OK, there has been a Butlerian Jihad and all computers are banned

              What would you do?
              Be happy......

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                Why? leads inexorably to paradox. How? traps you in a universe of cause and effect. Both deny the infinite.
                Why?

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