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Become a computer baron.
Hire peasant minions to run computers underground to supply the masses at massively inflated prices. Move to Colombia, then die in a hail of bullets as someone I wronged in the past by killing their daughter in a botched assasination attempt of a rival computer baron hunts me down killing all my gurads and then finally kills my uber martial arts expert personal bodygaurd. I hope to hear a great catch cry form the killer as I expire... something like "Google this!"
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Why? leads inexorably to paradox. How? traps you in a universe of cause and effect. Both deny the infinite.
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even I had to google that!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostO you who know what we suffer here, do not forget us in your prayers.
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Become an underground computer "runner" dealing contraband PCs and MACs
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O you who know what we suffer here, do not forget us in your prayers.
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IT shortages... WWYD
9Become a Mentat33.33%3Become the New Messiah44.44%4Look after AndyW's diseased skin22.22%2OK, there has been a Butlerian Jihad and all computers are banned
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