> > THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
> >
> > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
> > 3 kids each for six weeks.
> >
> > Each kid will play
> > two sports
> > and either take music
> > or dance classes.
> >
> > There is no fast food.
> >
> > Each man must
> > take care of his 3 kids;
> > keep his assigned house clean,
> > correct all homework,
> > and complete science projects,
> > cook, do laundry,
> > and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
> > with not enough money.
> >
> > In addition, each man
> > will have to budget in money
> > for groceries each week.
> >
> > Each man
> > must remember the birthdays
> > of all their friends and relatives,
> > and send cards out
> > on time--no emailing.
> >
> > Each man must also
> > take each child to a doctor's appointment,
> > a dentist appointment
> > and a haircut appointment.
> >
> > He must make
> > one unscheduled and inconvenient
> > visit per child
> > to the A & E.
> >
> > He must also
> > make biscuits or cakes
> > for a social function.
> >
> > Each man will be responsible for
> > decorating his own assigned house,
> > planting flowers outside
> > and keeping it presentable
> > at all times.
> >
> > The men will only
> > have access to television
> > when the kids are asleep
> > and all chores are done.
> >
> > The men must
> > shave their legs,
> > wear makeup daily,
> > adorn himself with jewellery,
> > wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> > keep fingernails polished
> > and eyebrows groomed.
> >
> > During one of the six weeks,
> > the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
> > and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
> > slow down from other duties.
> >
> > They must attend
> > weekly school meetings,
> > church, and find time
> > at least once to spend the afternoon
> > at the park or a similar setting.
> >
> > They will need to
> > read a book to the kids
> > each night and in the morning,
> > feed them, dress them,
> > brush their teeth and
> > comb their hair by 8:00 am.
> >
> > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
> > each child's birthday,
> > height, weight,
> > shoe size, clothes size
> > and doctor's name.
> > Also the child's weight at birth,
> > length, time of birth,
> > and length of labour,
> > each child's favourite colour,
> > middle name,
> > favourite snack,
> > favourite song,
> > favourite drink,
> > favourite toy,
> > biggest fear and
> > what they want to be when they grow up.
> >
> > The kids vote them off the island
> > based on performance.
> > The last man wins only if...
> > he still has enough energy
> > to be intimate with his spouse
> > at a moment's notice.
> >
> > If the last man does win,
> > he can play the game over and over
> > and over again for the next 18-25 years
> > eventually earning the right
> > To be called Mum!
> >
> > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
> > 3 kids each for six weeks.
> >
> > Each kid will play
> > two sports
> > and either take music
> > or dance classes.
> >
> > There is no fast food.
> >
> > Each man must
> > take care of his 3 kids;
> > keep his assigned house clean,
> > correct all homework,
> > and complete science projects,
> > cook, do laundry,
> > and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
> > with not enough money.
> >
> > In addition, each man
> > will have to budget in money
> > for groceries each week.
> >
> > Each man
> > must remember the birthdays
> > of all their friends and relatives,
> > and send cards out
> > on time--no emailing.
> >
> > Each man must also
> > take each child to a doctor's appointment,
> > a dentist appointment
> > and a haircut appointment.
> >
> > He must make
> > one unscheduled and inconvenient
> > visit per child
> > to the A & E.
> >
> > He must also
> > make biscuits or cakes
> > for a social function.
> >
> > Each man will be responsible for
> > decorating his own assigned house,
> > planting flowers outside
> > and keeping it presentable
> > at all times.
> >
> > The men will only
> > have access to television
> > when the kids are asleep
> > and all chores are done.
> >
> > The men must
> > shave their legs,
> > wear makeup daily,
> > adorn himself with jewellery,
> > wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> > keep fingernails polished
> > and eyebrows groomed.
> >
> > During one of the six weeks,
> > the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
> > and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
> > slow down from other duties.
> >
> > They must attend
> > weekly school meetings,
> > church, and find time
> > at least once to spend the afternoon
> > at the park or a similar setting.
> >
> > They will need to
> > read a book to the kids
> > each night and in the morning,
> > feed them, dress them,
> > brush their teeth and
> > comb their hair by 8:00 am.
> >
> > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
> > each child's birthday,
> > height, weight,
> > shoe size, clothes size
> > and doctor's name.
> > Also the child's weight at birth,
> > length, time of birth,
> > and length of labour,
> > each child's favourite colour,
> > middle name,
> > favourite snack,
> > favourite song,
> > favourite drink,
> > favourite toy,
> > biggest fear and
> > what they want to be when they grow up.
> >
> > The kids vote them off the island
> > based on performance.
> > The last man wins only if...
> > he still has enough energy
> > to be intimate with his spouse
> > at a moment's notice.
> >
> > If the last man does win,
> > he can play the game over and over
> > and over again for the next 18-25 years
> > eventually earning the right
> > To be called Mum!
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