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'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch. -
I once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.
IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"
Genious!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
They just dont write them like they used to.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.
IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"
Genious!'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Indeed.Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostThey just dont write them like they used to.

You better not shout
You better not pout
You better not cry
I'm telling you why
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Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy!Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostThey just dont write them like they used to.
Inca commandments!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Didn't they have a thing about 3s. Everything (e.g. taxes) was pronounced/described in 3 terms.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDon't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy!
Inca commandments!
Or have I just made that up after chewing on too many coca leaves
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MMmmmm chocolate........I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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<slurp> <slurp> MMmmmm Straaaaw berryThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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