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'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch. -
I once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.
IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"
Genious!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI once had a Sooty record that had a song about Incas.
IIRC "I'm not a Zulu not a <cant remember> not a <cant remember> I'm an Inca. Don't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy...be an Inca"
Genious!'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostThey just dont write them like they used to.
You better not shout
You better not pout
You better not cry
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to townComment
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Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostThey just dont write them like they used to.
Inca commandments!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDon't be a Thief and don't be a Liar, don't be Lazy!
Inca commandments!
Or have I just made that up after chewing on too many coca leavesComment
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MMmmmm chocolate........I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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CUK University Challenge Champions 2012Comment
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<slurp> <slurp> MMmmmm Straaaaw berryThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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