Madonna single again

[oracleslave]

She'll be faking.

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest

[DiscoStu]

But still fit as a butcher's dog.

looks like

[cailin maith]

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest

What are you like?

[TheFaQQer]

She's ropey these days.

Never fancied her.

[Diver]

I could really screw her bank account

[Alf W]

IT nerds debating whether or not they'd shag Madonna.

Priceless!!

[oracleslave]

IT nerds debating whether or not they'd shag Madonna.

Priceless!!

Hey, I said I wouldn't hesitate! Neither would she if she knew what was good for her

[Moscow Mule]

I would. But only so I had something other than football to talk about in the pub

[BA to the Stars]

I'd rather have the option "I wouldn't touch her with AndyW's"

(As we cultured gentlemen in Yorkshire would say)

[SallyAnne]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

She's a total BOGFOG!!



(bit like BOBFOC, except her body is off Gladiators and her face is off the Golden Girls!)