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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou'd at least be stiff, which is a start.
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No flies on you MichOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou'd at least be stiff, which is a start.
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You'd at least be stiff, which is a start.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThe upside is I'd be scared stiff.
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The upside is I'd be scared stiff.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Postbody is off Gladiators
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Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
She's a total BOGFOG!!
(bit like BOBFOC, except her body is off Gladiators and her face is off the Golden Girls!)
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I'd rather have the option "I wouldn't touch her with AndyW's"
(As we cultured gentlemen in Yorkshire would say)
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I would. But only so I had something other than football to talk about in the pub
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostIT nerds debating whether or not they'd shag Madonna.
Priceless!!



Hey, I said I wouldn't hesitate! Neither would she if she knew what was good for her
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostWouldn't bother me in the slightest
What are you like?
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