I saw something in the kitcken this morning.

[oracleslave]

Had a mouse dart past me in the lounge a while back. He went straight behind the tv cabinet. I couldn't be arsed to move the entire cabinet so I put some of this on the end of a long dialling rod and poked him with it. I was surprised at how quickly it set, and in a short while said mouse was firmly attached to the end of the rod. Only way to get him off was to stand on his head and pull.

[TimberWolf]

Once saw a mouse pop up, burnt but still alive, from a friend's toaster. I decided to have cornflakes, instead.

I concur.

the mouse.

[Bagpuss]

My cat once coughed up a whole dead mouse. It was like something out of Aliens, all covered in goo.

[TheFaQQer]

Peanut butter is good bait.

If you haven't got any peanut butter, chocolate is another good bait for them.

[wobbegong]

Never mind all this mouse malarky, where the hell do you live to make it still dark at 9am?

[Bagpuss]

If you haven't got any peanut butter, chocolate is another good bait for them.

He's looking to catch a mouse not Sally Anne

[Bob Dalek]

Never mind all this mouse malarky, where the hell do you live to make it still dark at 9am?

A windmill in Old Amsterdam?

[norrahe]

My cat once coughed up a whole dead mouse. It was like something out of Aliens, all covered in goo.

one of mine just coughed up a head in my office, went downstairs to the kitchen to get summat to clean the mess up to find the rest of it being eaten by 2 of the others.

and yes it did rather look like an alien

[expat]

We had rats in out student house. One drunken night after spotting it in my peripheral vision from the sofa, I chased around the kitchen and it scurried under the fridge. Spent the next ten minutes rocking the fridge to get the barsteward out but to no avail. A few weeks later the kitchen began to pong more than the usual student aromas. Lifted up the fridge to discover a maggot infested carcass of a Rat.

You should have let it be, it would keep the place clear of mice.

[Clippy]

It was early morning ... about 9 AM and it was dark except for a weak light coming from the hallway . Whatever it was it was obviously very clever because I am not normally up so early and it was very well aware of that. It must have studied my behaviour.... scary.

So I am entering the kitchen and my eyes were still blurry but I saw something rushing from the garbage bag on the floor to a small hole below the cupboard. It was either a mouse or a roach.

No more unwrapped food on the table for me ..

You sure it wasn't a rat?
If so, I'd get onto UB40.