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I saw something in the kitcken this morning.

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    #31
    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Beautiful!

    Yes, a cat catches mice as it does anything else, i.e. according to its desires and not yours. They don't need to catch them to eat (you feed them) and they don't care whether you've got mice or not, so they just do it for a bit of fun. That may or may not get you clear of rodents.

    A terrier OTOH will take exception to them and will not stop till the last one is gone. Unfortunately it will try to dig for them if need be, so is more suitable for outdoors.
    Just recalling the feeling of dread realising proximity of mouse to tender parts, beautiful it most certainly wasn't! The whole thing was pure comedy gold though.

    I was single at the time, it wasn't a poxy mouse I wanted in my undercrackers.

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      #32
      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
      Never mind all this mouse malarky, where the hell do you live to make it still dark at 9am?

      Never mind all this darkness at 9am malarky, you halfwit!! WTF is a kitcken??

      The vegetarian option.

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        #33
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        get a cat, you won't have to worry about dead mice or legless mice or sticky traps.
        We have cats - they bring in mice, birds, frogs, squirrels, pigeons and once we had a half rat! some alive and some dead. we get blood and body parts all over.....

        one of the cats is totally stupid so JUST kills stuff - but the other one likes to torture.

        Maybe we should have got a ferret?

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          #34
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          Never mind all this darkness at 9am malarky, you halfwit!! WTF is a kitcken??

          Mrs BP told me about one of those once. It seems food does not come hot - you have to COOK it. Surely this is a myth?

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            #35
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            We have cats - they bring in mice, birds, frogs, squirrels, pigeons and once we had a half rat! some alive and some dead. we get blood and body parts all over.....

            one of the cats is totally stupid so JUST kills stuff - but the other one likes to torture.

            Maybe we should have got a ferret?
            I'd stick to cats, Ferrets are VERY smelly and the females HAVE to mate every so often or they die. Unless my ferret owning colleague was having me on?
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #36
              Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
              just starting,




              do you live in a squat ?

              Milan.
              No , in London(ish)

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                #37
                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                I'd stick to cats, Ferrets are VERY smelly and the females HAVE to mate every so often or they die. Unless my ferret owning colleague was having me on?
                I have a friend with ferrets - I will ask.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Mrs BP told me about one of those once. It seems food does not come hot - you have to COOK it. Surely this is a myth?
                  It's a myth BP. You just pour hot water on it and its ready to eat.

                  Potnoodle, yum!
                  'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                  Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                    #39
                    Saw second one. This time it was white rat. **** . Is there every ****** race of living rats living behind my cupboards ?


                    Just read this horrible truth about snappy traps:

                    Rats are smart !.
                    .......Rats don't want to be caught,
                    ................Rats won't go for the bait on the trap unless there is
                    .........................No other food available.

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                      #40
                      A white rat?
                      Do you live next door to a laboratory?
                      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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