Fessing up on stupid things you have done

[DimPrawn]

Song for threaded.

http://lyrical.nl/song/51449?setlang=de

Sprache english
album Whlap-zap ninja
Jahr 1989

YUP - Incredible bulltulipting man
I was trained to be a terrorist
Lunatic set to go
We're seriously affecting to your health
Me and Julio
I was trained to be a gardener
Lunatic set to go
Professionals are in charge
Me and Julio

Refrain:
And when you're in the shower
Singing "Irish Rover"
I come and waste your furniture
With my brand new lawnmover
I'm a incredible bulltulipting man

[WageSlave]

Stupid things I have done?

Accept this contract.

[The Late, Great JC]

Stupid things I have done?

Accept this contract.

I confessed to my wife that I'd had an affair.

[DimPrawn]

Could be worse JC, you could have told your bint on the side you were married.

[The Late, Great JC]

Could be worse JC, you could have told your bint on the side you were married.

She knew and wasn't bothered!

[DimPrawn]

Could have been worse JC, you could have suggested a three-some.

[WageSlave]

I confessed to my wife that I'd had an affair.

You didn't, did you? Why? Deny everything, man!

A close friend of mine confessed to her boyfriend that she had had an affair. He had no idea and didn't suspect a thing. Since that day he has never trusted her and her friendships with men have been a secret.

[The Late, Great JC]

You didn't, did you? Why? Deny everything, man!

A close friend of mine confessed to her boyfriend that she had had an affair. He had no idea and didn't suspect a thing. Since that day he has never trusted her and her friendships with men have been a secret.

She turned out to be a bunny boiler... She threatened to tell my wife so I got in there first. Then SWMBO went out and had a little chat with her... It didn't save me from a severe bollocking afterwards and me from feeling like a worthless tulip for quite a while. Still, hey ho, she's forgiven me but I know she'll never forget...

[DimPrawn]

She's probably shagging every swinging dick she can get her hands on behind your back. Not trying to worry you or anything....

[WageSlave]

She turned out to be a bunny boiler... She threatened to tell my wife so I got in there first. Then SWMBO went out and had a little chat with her... It didn't save me from a severe bollocking afterwards and me from feeling like a worthless tulip for quite a while. Still, hey ho, she's forgiven me but I know she'll never forget...

Well, you've got balls, JC, I'll say that Even though she was about to blow the story it still took guts to come clean like that.

Next time remember WS; he'll make a phone call to the wife warning about a blackmail artist targeting happy couples.