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The war against PIRATES!!!!!

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    The war against PIRATES!!!!!

    Right, we've had the...

    War against Communism

    War against Drugs

    War against Terrorism

    We're now having the war against PIRATES!!!

    Who would've guessed that one?

    F**k me, you couldn't write this sh!t...

    #2
    Whats next. THey must be getting bored of the credit crunch talk.

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      #3
      The influence of Hollywood eh? The success of Pirates of the Caribbean made this one inevitable.

      And for their next trick, we'll form the wagons in a circle.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.

        Nuke them!

        Gas them and salt the earth.
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.
          They're in the stone age. They need to be bombed back to the Jurrasic age.

          Bring back the old days, send a couple of boats over and bomb all their ports/harbors to smithereens (and all the boats therein).

          Or alternatively, we could get the UN / EU / AU to sort it out. Shouldn't be too difficult for these World powers to sort out a few rude boys in boats......
          Bored.

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            #6
            Stone age

            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.
            Half the problem is that the country is an anarchy , precisely because of being ravaged by war, which is why piracy has become a lucrative albeit risky career choice.

            The Yanks have already had there noses bloodied there, and the only way I think that countries can morally justify any full scale military action is to find evidence of collusion between pirates and "islamists". I would imagine thats next.

            Suddenly piracy in the horn of africa will "Affect the lives of hard working families" and we will need to cough up a few million quid(If there is any left) to send marines to go and slaughter them.
            There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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