The war against PIRATES!!!!!

[sunnysan]

Stone age

I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.

Half the problem is that the country is an anarchy , precisely because of being ravaged by war, which is why piracy has become a lucrative albeit risky career choice.

The Yanks have already had there noses bloodied there, and the only way I think that countries can morally justify any full scale military action is to find evidence of collusion between pirates and "islamists". I would imagine thats next.

Suddenly piracy in the horn of africa will "Affect the lives of hard working families" and we will need to cough up a few million quid(If there is any left) to send marines to go and slaughter them.

[ace00]

I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.

They're in the stone age. They need to be bombed back to the Jurrasic age.

Bring back the old days, send a couple of boats over and bomb all their ports/harbors to smithereens (and all the boats therein).

Or alternatively, we could get the UN / EU / AU to sort it out. Shouldn't be too difficult for these World powers to sort out a few rude boys in boats......

[Diver]

I say bomb Somalia back to the stone age.

Nuke them!

Gas them and salt the earth.

[Sysman]

The influence of Hollywood eh? The success of Pirates of the Caribbean made this one inevitable.

And for their next trick, we'll form the wagons in a circle.

[NetwkSupport]

Whats next. THey must be getting bored of the credit crunch talk.

[Churchill]

Right, we've had the...

War against Communism

War against Drugs

War against Terrorism

We're now having the war against PIRATES!!!

Who would've guessed that one?

F**k me, you couldn't write this sh!t...