Devise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.
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All permies in a team meeting
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostRun around the office with your pants around your ankles, shouting Woo Hoo I loves Pot Noodles and my BNP badgeComment
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Originally posted by Diestl View PostOk did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThat could be done in under a minute though. What about setting a running with underpants around ankles while permies are in a meeting world record?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Diestl View PostOk did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostDevise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.
Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. NextComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI dont think you will
we need you in the BNP thread quick
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostDodgy, thank God you're here.
we need you in the BNP thread quick
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Diestl View PostOk
Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. Next
OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIf it means arguing with AtW then forget it. I learnt that lesson a long time ago(\__/)
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