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Previously on "All permies in a team meeting"

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Wow!

    OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?
    Goto war with China/Iran on a false but believable premise, this will reduce the population (male ) and kick start the economy .

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Wow!

    OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?

    Vote Tory !!

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Wow!

    OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?
    There is no problem. It's for the good of your house price.

    Next!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    If it means arguing with AtW then forget it. I learnt that lesson a long time ago
    it's flagging, needs a bit of zing.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Ok

    Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. Next
    Wow!

    OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Dodgy, thank God you're here.

    we need you in the BNP thread quick




    If it means arguing with AtW then forget it. I learnt that lesson a long time ago

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I dont think you will
    Dodgy, thank God you're here.

    we need you in the BNP thread quick




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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Devise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.
    Ok

    Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. Next

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Ok did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....
    I dont think you will

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    That could be done in under a minute though. What about setting a running with underpants around ankles while permies are in a meeting world record?
    Diestl goes 'commando' on Wednesdays.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Ok did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....


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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Run around the office with your pants around your ankles, shouting Woo Hoo I loves Pot Noodles and my BNP badge
    That could be done in under a minute though. What about setting a running with underpants around ankles while permies are in a meeting world record?

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Devise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.

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  • Diestl
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Run around the office with your pants around your ankles, shouting Woo Hoo I loves Pot Noodles and my BNP badge
    Ok did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....

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  • AZZIK
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Run around the office with your pants around your ankles, shouting Woo Hoo I loves Pot Noodles and my BNP badge

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