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    #11
    Devise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Run around the office with your pants around your ankles, shouting Woo Hoo I loves Pot Noodles and my BNP badge
      That could be done in under a minute though. What about setting a running with underpants around ankles while permies are in a meeting world record?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Diestl View Post
        Ok did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....


        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          That could be done in under a minute though. What about setting a running with underpants around ankles while permies are in a meeting world record?
          Diestl goes 'commando' on Wednesdays.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Diestl View Post
            Ok did that, what next? Oh wait the security guard wants to speak, be right back....
            I dont think you will
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #16
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Devise a solution to the UK's economic crisis that doesn't involve making it worse.
              Ok

              Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. Next

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                #17
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                I dont think you will
                Dodgy, thank God you're here.

                we need you in the BNP thread quick




                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  Dodgy, thank God you're here.

                  we need you in the BNP thread quick




                  If it means arguing with AtW then forget it. I learnt that lesson a long time ago
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
                    Ok

                    Tax is set as 30% for everyone including companies, no other taxes. No need for accountants or hector. Next
                    Wow!

                    OK, next is the net immigration problem. How do we stop our population expanding?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                      If it means arguing with AtW then forget it. I learnt that lesson a long time ago
                      it's flagging, needs a bit of zing.
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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