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What I find amazing is how the pirates actually assault a moving supertanker. The turbulence that a small boat is subjected to as it gets close to something that big, shifting that much water at that speed is incredible. We used to practice on smaller boats in the Irish sea and it can be quite hairy! -
I'm suprised Ross Kemp hasn't piled in yet. They practiced taking out 'hostiles' onboard a ship in an episode of Ultimate Force.
God knows where the SBS were at the time. Probably stuck on a plane somewhere.
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A couple of shots across the bow and any tanker skipper would stop engines.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat I find amazing is how the pirates actually assault a moving supertanker. The turbulence that a small boat is subjected to as it gets close to something that big, shifting that much water at that speed is incredible. We used to practice on smaller boats in the Irish sea and it can be quite hairy!
It may take a supertanker a while to stop, but stop it will. and as for getting aboard. the skipper would order the pilot ladder lowered rather than risk taking fire.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat I find amazing is how the pirates actually assault a moving supertanker. The turbulence that a small boat is subjected to as it gets close to something that big, shifting that much water at that speed is incredible.
I suppose with your 2 ton barges you think 20 knots is fast.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostA couple of shots across the bow and any tanker skipper would stop engines.
It may take a supertanker a while to stop, but stop it will. and as for getting aboard. the skipper would order the pilot ladder lowered rather than risk taking fire.
FFS! Seeing as they can make planes that land themselves, surely a supertanker that pilots itself is no challenge. Get rid of the humans, they're useless.
Funniest thing is how impotent the various govermins are being shown to be, all in the name of international law and civilisation.
Just shows, red tape is only good for tying things up.
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Go on then, what do you drive that has 400bhp?Originally posted by PAH View PostI suppose with your 2 ton barges you think 20 knots is fast.
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His keyboard apparentlyOriginally posted by Churchill View PostGo on then, what do you drive that has 400bhp?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostGo on then, what do you drive that has 400bhp?
I don't need 400bhp to move my lard arsed vehicle.
Though if I get bored one weekend I might fill the boot with bricks and stuff a V8 under the bonnet, just to feel what it's like in a range rover.
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It was done in a novel in the 1970s or 1980s. The plot entailed the pirates/ex-marines threatening to create an ecological disaster if they didn't get their millions.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostOn the radio it said that their usual tactic is to approach slow moving boats from behind in little fast ones and use grappling hooks to scale the side of the boat. I guess the crew of a lumbering supertanker will have little chance, especially if they attack at night.
As for how to get it back, although the oil is worth a lot on the open market it isn't to them. I'd imagine if anybody tries anything that a blown up supertanker spewing all that oil into the sea will make one hell of a mess.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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