Plan to let 50 million African immigrants into EU

[Doggy Styles]

What Europe will need is more workers to fill the demographic timebomb caused by Europeans choosing not to have kids.

...and physically able Europeans demanding the right to retire and sit on their arses for 25% of their life. 30% if you're a civil servant.

Cavemen never did that or dinosaurs would eat them.

[Diver]

...and physically able Europeans demanding the right to retire and sit on their arses for 25% of their life. 30% if you're a civil servant.

Cavemen never did that or dinosaurs would eat them.

Er! Cavemen & dinosaurs ???????


Creationist

Anyway, I'm off out to burn down a condom factory now

[BrilloPad]

Anyway, I'm off out to burn down a condom factory now

And to convert the whole country to catholicism?

[Doggy Styles]

And to convert the whole country to catholicism?

That would be a challenge.

I prefer BBC adverts with the message "Shag for your pension".

[Board Game Geek]

It's a very simple choice, if you don't have more kids you will get that mob turning up

You are making a statement of potential future socio and demographic changes, based on reproductive behaviour, that will occur if people do not have more (do you mean accelerate or increase their existing) amount of offspring.

You offer the option that unless such behaviour is conducted, a specific set of people will turn up.

Can you please provide scientific evidence to support this emotive statement ?

A lot of people selfishly do not like or want kids.

A meaningless statement, allowing your own emotions and perceptions of people who choose not to have children to undermine the rest of your post.

You seem to paint a theory where an increase in population in particular geographical areas will stave off immigration, and yet do not mention the resulting impact on the infrastructure of those areas which would be needed to cope with the increase in population itself.

There are considerable unintended consequences to increasing a nation's population in the hope that it might preclude immigration.

[Moscow Mule]

The I-Robot thing is a fantasy for at least another century. What Europe will need is more workers to fill the demographic timebomb caused by Europeans choosing not to have kids. It's a very simple choice, if you don't have more kids you will get that mob turning up

A lot of people selfishly do not like or want kids. The collective result will be a massive influx of aliens - so whats worse, more kids who will grow up with our culture and values or these immigrant types. European women need more support and encouragement to bear children, combined with favourable tax treatment for families. It would then be possible to avoid this coming invasion. France and Scando countries have quite progress tax / social care for encouragement of families.

We need a doo-lally smiley.

[TimberWolf]

We need a doo-lally smiley.

Damn, I've just shagged 1000 women since reading his article. I think most of them are preggers now. I was just doing my bit for 'king and country.

[BrilloPad]

Damn, I've just shagged 1000 women since reading his article. I think most of them are preggers now. I was just doing my bit for 'king and country.

Can't wait to see what the CSA makes of this!

[Bob Dalek]

We have a proven and green way to generated more energy than we need, nuclear!!

Shame it is hated so much by all the environmentalists......

True - but let's not forget Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island, the hushed-up fire at (then) Windscale, etc. Hardly encouraging.

[Doggy Styles]

True - but let's not forget Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island, the hushed-up fire at (then) Windscale, etc. Hardly encouraging.

Old technology.