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I think I have man-flu

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    #11
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    <stu sings> "still in and still gonna bill."
    Quite true. I'd rather be ill here than at home. At least I have the consolation of being paid for feeling crap.
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #12
      You need a hip flask to make it through the day. I believe there is some evidence that a-few-bottle-of-whisky-a-day types, don't get colds.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Don't mind him he has a hangover!!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          You need a hip flask to make it through the day. I believe there is some evidence that a-few-bottle-of-whisky-a-day types, don't get colds.
          EternalOptimist, Sasguru, Bagpuss...
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            <stu sings> "still in and still gonna bill."
            I had man flu kick in on Friday - I dragged my snotty @rse in to get my appearance fee also. It's gone now though. My tip is to drink lots of beer. It doesn't do anything for the man flu but then your pi55ed so who cares?
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Women will never understand what man flu feels like

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Don't mind him he has a hangover!!!
                back at ya, I'm still poorly
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  back at ya, I'm still poorly
                  You big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grand
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    You big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grand
                    I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.

                    There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.

                    I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                      I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.

                      There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.

                      I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.
                      Are you dead yet?
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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