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I think I have man-flu
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Quite true. I'd rather be ill here than at home. At least I have the consolation of being paid for feeling crap.ǝןqqıʍ -
You need a hip flask to make it through the day. I believe there is some evidence that a-few-bottle-of-whisky-a-day types, don't get colds.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Don't mind himOriginally posted by DiscoStu View Post
he has a hangover!!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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EternalOptimist, Sasguru, Bagpuss...Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou need a hip flask to make it through the day. I believe there is some evidence that a-few-bottle-of-whisky-a-day types, don't get colds.Coffee's for closersComment
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I had man flu kick in on Friday - I dragged my snotty @rse in to get my appearance fee also. It's gone now though. My tip is to drink lots of beer. It doesn't do anything for the man flu but then your pi55ed so who cares?Originally posted by DS23 View Post<stu sings> "still in and still gonna bill."Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDon't mind him
he has a hangover!!!
back at ya, I'm still poorly
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You big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grandOriginally posted by DiscoStu View Post
back at ya, I'm still poorly 
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grand
There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.
I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Are you dead yet?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.
There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.
I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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