Will there ever be a better invention?
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lap dancing bars combine drinks with 3D porn that movesOriginally posted by MrMark View PostWill there ever be a better invention?Coffee's for closers -
someone famous said that.Originally posted by MrMark View PostWill there ever be a better invention?
you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?
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So far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsomeone famous said that.
you got me going now mrMark, go on, who was it ?

I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?
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just googlied itOriginally posted by MrMark View PostSo far as I know it was me around 5 minutes ago.
I'm sure it's been said before by someone like Harry Hill or that bloke out of the Pogues. Or Shakespear maybe?
Or one of many Chancellors of the Exchequer
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
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you are in top company mrMark
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I grew up in one - so i always feel at home thereOriginally posted by MrMark View PostWill there ever be a better invention?
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Let's hope so, and soon, at the rate they're closing down.Originally posted by MrMark View PostWill there ever be a better invention?Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Of course. The offy and a bunch of mates.Originally posted by MrMark View PostWill there ever be a better invention?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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