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Have you given an oath or pledged allegiance to the Queen?

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    #21
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It's NSFW if you don't like munters, either.


    I coped a few quotes from the thread before it got deleted.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post


      I coped a few quotes from the thread before it got deleted.

      Linky
      It's not been deleted - it's still there!
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        #23
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        It's not been deleted - it's still there!
        How bizzare, it was gone 15 minutes ago and now it's back. I blame the aliens, they're trying to mess with my head.
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          #24
          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          How bizzare, it was gone 15 minutes ago and now it's back. I blame the aliens, they're trying to mess with my head.
          Yesterday the server kept on giving memcache connection errors - I think they're having trouble coping with the huge crowd of visitors to that thread.

          I only got through about ten pages, and there were people on there from at least two other forums joining that one just so they could comment on how ugly she is

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            #25
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Its a strange thing AtW, but a few years ago I was doing a gig in Slough. I popped over to Windsor for a night out and got talking to this posh bird who was wearing shades, and a scarf wrapped round her head. We had a few ales then she went on the cocktails and I went on the jugs because it was happy hour.
            Anyways her name was Liz and it turned out she was the de facto, bone fida queen of England. She got so trolleyed on cocktails that around about 11 SHE pledged allegiance to ME. Can you believe that ?

            no. not suprised , I just made it all up


            Outstanding
            Me, me, me...

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              #26
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Poll to follow.
              Anyone who has attended an Anglican church service prays for the sovereign in one of the collects:

              Then the Priest standing up shall say,
              O Lord, shew thy mercy upon us.
              Answer. And grant us thy salvation.
              Priest. O Lord, save the Queen.
              Answer. And mercifully hear us when we call upon thee.
              Priest. Endue thy Ministers with righteousness.
              Answer. And make thy chosen people joyful.
              Mind you, that's not an oath as such, and I suppose you could say it's no different to singing the National Anthem.

              For a long time while at school I assumed that bit about enduing ministers with righteousness referred to cabinet ministers, and even then it seemed a fairly futile prayer
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                #27
                Originally posted by zeitghost


                Though the aren't so keen on messing with your head...
                I think the should probe AtW's arse, they may find his brain!

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                  #28
                  Yes. In the Cub Scouts.

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