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    Well, I'm off to dinner with my lovely wife...

    LGJC - In "I wonder what the poor are doing" mode!
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

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    Contractor Lifestyle

    Taking mine out for a pizza...gotta watch the profit margins.

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      #3
      Sending mine out to get a curry...gotta make her work for her dividends.

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        #4
        I'm off to eat my lovely wife...
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by hyperD
          I'm off to eat my lovely wife...

          A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.


          Oscar Wilde
          Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

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            #6
            Originally posted by hyperD
            I'm off to eat my lovely wife...
            Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?
              I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...
              Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
              You know you'll need us!

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                #8
                Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
                I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...
                I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                  I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.
                  Don't forget to floss afterwards
                  Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WageSlave
                    Don't forget to floss afterwards
                    well depending, you may not need to floss, it could be part of the urm...process shall we say......
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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