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Lucifer Box replied

15 September 2005, 08:50
Originally posted by WageSlave

Don't forget to floss afterwards

You cheeky monkey.
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n5gooner replied

15 September 2005, 08:31
Originally posted by WageSlave

Don't forget to floss afterwards

well depending, you may not need to floss, it could be part of the urm...process shall we say......
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WageSlave replied

15 September 2005, 08:27
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.

Don't forget to floss afterwards
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Lucifer Box replied

15 September 2005, 07:51
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...

I'm a very literal person specialising in the reverse double entendre.
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The Late, Great JC replied

15 September 2005, 07:48
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?

I suppose it depends on your definition of "eat"...
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Lucifer Box replied

14 September 2005, 17:02
Originally posted by hyperD

I'm off to eat my lovely wife...

Are you one of those giant alien lizards as well?
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AlfredJPruffock replied

14 September 2005, 16:40
Originally posted by hyperD

I'm off to eat my lovely wife...

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

Oscar Wilde
Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)
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hyperD replied

14 September 2005, 16:24
I'm off to eat my lovely wife...
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PRC1964 replied

14 September 2005, 16:19
Sending mine out to get a curry...gotta make her work for her dividends.
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Bovvered replied

14 September 2005, 16:16
Contractor Lifestyle

Taking mine out for a pizza...gotta watch the profit margins.
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The Late, Great JC started a topic Contractor Lifestyle

14 September 2005, 15:59
Contractor Lifestyle

Well, I'm off to dinner with my lovely wife...

LGJC - In "I wonder what the poor are doing" mode!
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